These are my new friends from the virtual chats. Ignore the person in the front middle of the photo he killed my cat.

The overweight hamster inthe back is named i forgot but he has a twitch. You should login to his twitch channel and tell him I will never clean my room. If I die please I give all my My Little Pony cumjar collections to this man because he seemed interested in them. They are located on the radiator next to my bedroom.

My favorite instrument is the Piano. I like the piano because it is boring and does not sound interesting.

Other than stroking my penis to the handsome men in Twilight: New Moon, I also stroke my penis to the piano. The piano above is my own invention. It is ideal because it only has 3 notes- the perfect amount of notes for any song. Music with more than three notes may become interesting, and so I hate it.

People on the Lainchan said that my computer was "wack" and not with "it" and that I was not a handsome boy. To respond to these alligation I have set up a Linux computer which I have styled to represent my soul. I am the best on my computer I have the most politics in it.

I have styled it to contain many My Little Ponies, this (while aesthetically very pleasing) is problematic, because I do not think my computer would survive if I came all over it then put it in a jar on the radiator.

It is the lunar new year, happy new year to all people who live on the top of the moon. This year is the year of the horse, despite that there are no horses onto the moon.

I am a big fan of the moon. I am super obsessed with the moon, with the phases of the moon, and with mooning. You could call me a lunaholic, or a lunatic for short.

This is my Moon Cave where I do all my mooning. I mostly moon it to the handsome men in Twilight: New Moon.

Sometimes I call this my moon bunker, this is where I will hide when the legend fortold by the great prophet and game designer Shiguru Miiamoto comes forth. As described in his religious text The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. In this end-of-days scenario the moon will smash into the earth and it will destroy all, even my My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic cum jar collection.

Shoot for the moon! And if you miss... here's a reminder that the moon is 3,475km across and you could not have fucked this up more.

I have decided to COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, just so everyone knows. I AM A BRONY and I love the MY LITTLE PONIES. Aside from that I am also a homosexual. A lot of people are still against this lifestyle, and think the government should intervene in my life choices. To me it's clear that if America is a free country then I should be free to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

All I want to do, is sit back with a nice glass of Everclear, maybe some cigarettes, and de-stress by watching some MLP before I begin my morning routine. Unfortunately many Americans can't accept that (including my parents). I get called all sorts of mean things my neighsayers, such as (cw: harsh language) loser, nerd, alcoholic, unemployed, addicted, unable to safely operate a vehicle, girly, childish, and much more.

THE ORANGE MAN IS BAD BEACUSE ORANGE IS JUST LIGHT BROWN AND NO ONE NOTICES???? BROWN IS THE COLOR OF THE POOO THE COLOR OF POOP AND DIRT! YUCK! I cannot believe there would be a orange man into the government.

There should be no orange (or other hsade of brown) in the government or general.

I did an funeral with my bestest (and only) friend Jarlold: The Greatest Wizard Who Ever Lived. He is so handsome and smart. We were doing nothing of interest in The Wired Magizine (tm) and we found a world written in some weird elvish letters. Then we played with a camera and tooked a picture.

Then we went into another of the rooms (there were many rrooms btw!) and in there it was a funeral and WE HAD DIED.

Afterwards we were cursed for life and had to run to a library of occult knoweldge to become uncursed (I forgot to take a photo that time).

MY favoiTe anime is Serial Experiment Lain written by Hideki Anon. It is so good. One day I hope I can watch it.

After watch lain for the first time I will write here about all the reasons it is good. It is so good it is my favorite anime even though i havent watched it yet.

My favorite episode of Serial Experiments Lain is the one where 9/11 happens.

I wonder how it is they made 9/11 happen even though it was in only the 1990s and they hadn't invented 9/11 yet? Hideki Anon must be so smart. He also invented Lainchan.org

Today I was trying to watch my favorite anime bokou no pico but my ceiling fan was in the way too much :(

Ugh and I left all my tax documents out on the table too! It was so distracting ughh XDDDddd

I'm going to try to play Virtual Reality Chat tonight. I have an avatar picked out. It is my favorite character (9/11 from the SEL 9/11 episode).

I'm really excited to try this game out! Hopefully I meet some mentally unstable people and we can party and form a cult together!

UPDATE!!! I did and it was the bestest party ever I met so many cool people. Here is a picture of us, I'm in the top left.

I can tell we wil all be the best of friends forever and not get into political arguments every time we hang out!